Category: Game Parlor
I felt a need to put a second part to this, because these two are just such a great match. Try to respond the best you can and give reasons, because it's funnier. And again, guys, don't be shy, we know you guys have man crushes on these two all the time, who can blame you? Question 1: Who would you rather deep throat, A. Harp or B. BlackBird. Question 2: Who would you rather be eaten out by or deep throated by? A. Harp or B. BlackBird Question 3: If you were forced to (or chose to, whatever floats your boat) fuck both Harp and BlackBird at separate times, for as long as you two desired ("desire" and "being foreced" don't add up but I don't care, it's five a.m.), how many times do you think each would make you cum? And how many sessions of that would you have with each person? (If you don't want one of them or both, then you can say they wouldn't get you to cum at all, that'd you'd just be lying there...) Question 4: If they both gave you complete control of their underwear selection, what kind of panties would you make each wear? And, what color? Question 5: If both turned into girls, what would each girls' name be? And what bra size would they have? Question 6: If BlackBird and Harp decided to make a show of them fucking each other, what's the smallest amount you'd pay to get a seat, and what's the largest amount you'd pay to get a seat? Would you pay more if one wasn't in the show, and was replaced with another male? If so, who? And how much money?
Well for the sake of posting I am posting. Wow kev and dan your getting popular with the boards. I will decline on commenting on this one but wanted to know that gramps did read it...
I decline too!
Alright alright I conceed, which questions you want gone? lol
Alrighty, well I'll still get rid of questions if there's enough people appauled lol. None the less, I'll answer them all myself because I don't write things without being prepared to back them up. I'll answer every last one that can apply to me, just for shits and giggles and join me if you wish. God, if the last one didn't make me look bad, this one surely will.
Question 1: Ok I'd have to say A. Harp because kev, seriously, no knife or sharp utensil should touch that area after a certain age, it's like, evil lol. Question 2: Me wanty both again dammit. Question 3: I think I'll say five orgasms each and one time each because if I were forced, I'd stop it from happening again. Plus, I like the number 10, very... even and simetrical. Question 4: Ok, I'd have them both wear low rise panties because those are good for low rise pants. Kev's would be light blue with a little moon on the front and Dan's would be light orange with a yellow "flower" on it. Question 5: Well I think Dan would be a good Jenna, I can just see people calling him that, can't you? And as for Kev, well surely Peggy, of course! Question 6: Well the lowest would have to be nothing because who can resist a free show huh? Largest... um... 25? Is that a lot? I don't even know.. I'm so froogle :D Question 7: I don't think I'd pay more actually, I'd pay the same amount, if it were Dan and Sam.*sits back and watches* :D It's all relative baby!
All right everyone! Get ready to see my answers to these appealing questions! Hehehehe I must warn you all that it is probably not a good idea to read any further if you want to hang on to your sanity! Also, please kindly remember that I ride the yellow bus and might have difficulty in understanding all of the questions.
So here I go!
1. Who would I rather deep throat? Hmmm. I would have to say Dan, (Harp) because I would like to know how much he can scream while I shove my riding crop deep down his throat! Heheheheh Maybe then he will shut up about me riding the yellow bus.
2. Who would I rather be eaten out by? Lol, that definitely would have to be Kev, (BlackBird) because I believe that it would be easier for Kev to eat out of my hand than Dan. Hehehehe Dan would probably bite my hand off out of spite!
3. Ok, if I were forced to fuck the two of them, I am sure that neither Dan (Harp) or Kev (BlackBird) would make me cum at all. The two of them combined can’t even make me wild and wet so why should I assume that the two of them, as a separate act can achieve their highest goal of making me cum? Hehehehe and I would only want one session from them. Hehehehehe I don’t think my body can stand such horrible sex from either of them twice! Lolol
4. heheheh If they both gave me complete control of their underwear selection, I’d let them wear what they are waring now. Both Kev and Dan have exclusively told me that they both wear voluminous pink women’s underwear with green stripes on them! Hehehehe
5. Well, Kev told me last week that when he was younger, the kids at his school use to call him Lassie because he acted just like the dog. Hehehe He would follow the girls around and hope that they would notice him. Well, obviously, none of them did! So I think I’d stick with that name for him.
Dan, on the other hand, has told me time and time again that he secretly has a crush on the user Goblin so I think I’ll call him Suzie to match the bear in the Yogie Bear song. Heheheheh
6. Hmmm. Well, Kev and Dan always display a lot of affection while on VT so I’m kind of used to that! But I think I would probably pay them to stop fucking with each other because I know that it would be difficult for them to do so without a good payoff. Hehehehe
Thank you very much for taking the time to read my responses. Remember not to let Dan or Kev near you! Yay for the yellow bus riders!!!
*sexy*
You're all really boring, you know that? Nearly 140 views and you people are too pussified to answer, you should be ashamed! I didn't think I could pass a line on this place... and a fourteen year old of all people huh? lol
Well, as Kim reserected the first part of this board, I thought I might as well reserect this one too.
1 Well, i'd rather deep throat myself obviously, because if I could manage that, I'd never want to leave the house again.
2 I really don't wish to be eaten out by anyone, it would mean having my ass licked and that's just the biggest turn off I can think of.
3 Well, I know that I can make myself cum just as much as I like, until I'm dry at any rate, whereas Dan really couldn't make me cum at all. He's more likely to make my cock shrivel up and become unusable for ever more.
4 wow! if I had control of dan's underwear, I'd make him wear the most uncomfortable smallest g-strings I could find so he'd just fall out all over the place but still have the discomfort of the strings cutting into him. Oh, and they'd be flourescent.
5 I don't know what I'd be called if I became a girl, but I think I'd want to be a 36 C American or 36 B UK bra size. as for dan, he's such a big tit that he'd be something like a 44 GG, and be called danielle.
6 Now this is the point at wich I think I'm about to disappoint you all, because I wouldn't be making a show of dan and myself fucking for any kind of money, so I certainly couldn't pay to watch such a thing.
now, lets hope this encourages a few people to post again.
sorry, fucked up on that post, a 36 B merican, is a 36 C UK, got it the wrong way around lol